Two things: Firstly you must check out the R Kelly (my mind's telling me no....) videos to go with his soap opera album. They are available on youtube. It's 13 or so tracks though, so be warned it is a bit of a time investment. It is worth it though....
Secondly, check out the southpark take on it also available on youtube.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Blackberrying
How great is it in the country! I know I am still in the M25, and only moved this far out as I wanted to stay near the city, but today D and I went blackberrying on the common. Hoorah! A happy couple of hours picking and we got 5.5kg of the beauties. And we didn't even leave a dent in the number of berries there. We weren't the only ones out there, others seemed to be taking advantage of a brief break in the weather to grab them while they were hot. I'll be making a second foray into jam making tomorrow! D and I stole some redcurrants from an overgrown allotment a couple of months ago and I made some jam from them. It was really easy! I felt quite the country wife!!!!
6 months 6 months
Well it has been 6 months since I last wrote. I note from the last post that I said the first 4 months of the job had been hellish, well make that 1 year! As of last Thursday I have been at the company for a whole year....! Things are a little better that they used to be, but I'm still not happy in the job. I won't say much about it as although this is anonymous, lots of people do know who I am, and unfortunately this company has the fastest grapevine I have ever experienced. The walls have ears and they are vicious! If I was caught out that way I wouldn't be the first, put it that way.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Haven't written for ages!!!!!
Hello hello I haven't written for ages! Well the big news is that it is nearly 2006 and the first New Year's resolution must be to actually blog once in a while!
How is the job going? Well after a distinctly hellish first 4 months due to my boss being actually worse than the Burns, we have at least made use of the relocation package and put an offer in on a house in Epsom. So that is it, atomicyoghurt is leaving the city (well almost...). Epsom is inside the M25, but let's face it, it is practically in the country compared to SE1.
How is the job going? Well after a distinctly hellish first 4 months due to my boss being actually worse than the Burns, we have at least made use of the relocation package and put an offer in on a house in Epsom. So that is it, atomicyoghurt is leaving the city (well almost...). Epsom is inside the M25, but let's face it, it is practically in the country compared to SE1.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Burmese python eats aligator and explodes
No Way!!!!
Take a look at this BBC news report. (make sure you enlarge the image!)
No wonder this guy is a professor:
"Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species," Prof Mazzotti said.
now we all know that Burmese pythons are potentially deadly.
Take a look at this BBC news report. (make sure you enlarge the image!)
No wonder this guy is a professor:
"Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species," Prof Mazzotti said.
now we all know that Burmese pythons are potentially deadly.
yum yum
I really wish I had a camera phone. I went to tescos on the way home last week and the man in front of me bought:
3 tins of home brand cat food
1 packet of 6 mini naan breads
yum. he didn't look to bad on it though...
3 tins of home brand cat food
1 packet of 6 mini naan breads
yum. he didn't look to bad on it though...
Sunday, September 11, 2005
annoying comments
Blimey no comments for ages and then three in one night! Two of which may well be from robots. Had to implement that text authentication thingy to try and stop that. How annoying.
One of them was rather amusing though. That heavenly credit money on earth thing. You know who you are...
One of them was rather amusing though. That heavenly credit money on earth thing. You know who you are...
Harry Potter blah blah blah
At last I have read the new Harry Potter. Brill. Actually I read the back and saw he was meant to be in his 6th year at school and thought "hang on he is about 11 isn't he?" so I had to read all the others before I could read this one to remember what happened. Actually, by read I mean listen to Stephen Fry reading them to me. I wish I could hire Stephen Fry to read to me all the time, he is amazing! Really one of the best audio books I have ever heard, he does all these voices and accents for all the characters so they are instantly recognisable when they speak, and when there is an arguement between to characters with different accents it is amazing. So when I read this one, all the characters had those accents it was wonderful. Highly recommended to anyone.
I won't say anything about the book to spoil it, just that I am soooo pleased XX turned out to be eviiiil!!!!!!!
On another note, whenever I think of Harry Potter I hear that voice saying "Hairy Poe-tar" from that terrible advert a couple of years ago with the American voiceover putting on an English accent. Why do they do it?
I won't say anything about the book to spoil it, just that I am soooo pleased XX turned out to be eviiiil!!!!!!!
On another note, whenever I think of Harry Potter I hear that voice saying "Hairy Poe-tar" from that terrible advert a couple of years ago with the American voiceover putting on an English accent. Why do they do it?
R.I.P. Guardian Life section
Tragedy has struck the Guardian once again and they are reformatting and getting rid of the Life section (a science supplement in collaberation with Nature that comes out on Thursdays). Of course it was a bit rubbish in the main, and all the jobs were actually in IT (which is not a science I would hasten to add), but the first couple of pages were an excellent read, excellent enough for me to actually buy it! They do say that they will do a page a day to replace it, but I am still too tight to buy it every day.
Sadly it has gone the way of the Editor, the old Friday supplement that was even better and gave a weeks update of the news from all the papers. That died a death about 3 years ago and was mourned greatly by myself. It was good enough for us to get someone back home to buy it every Friday and send it to us when D and I were travelling. Way better than the Guardian Weekly was. They said they would do a page a day to replace that one too, but that didn't last so I imagine that the promises for the science page will not be fulfilled for long.
Also it is rumoured (as in the editor said it, and then denied doing so) that they are taking a step to the right. Oh deary deary me. What will I read now?!?!
Sadly it has gone the way of the Editor, the old Friday supplement that was even better and gave a weeks update of the news from all the papers. That died a death about 3 years ago and was mourned greatly by myself. It was good enough for us to get someone back home to buy it every Friday and send it to us when D and I were travelling. Way better than the Guardian Weekly was. They said they would do a page a day to replace that one too, but that didn't last so I imagine that the promises for the science page will not be fulfilled for long.
Also it is rumoured (as in the editor said it, and then denied doing so) that they are taking a step to the right. Oh deary deary me. What will I read now?!?!
Speaking to Aliens
Apparently we should all be carrying around a bag of small onions and luminous watches so that we can communicate with aliens when they get here. I was watching an informative clip from a TV show of the past this morning...
It seems that in 1966 the Tomorrow's World boffins had considered the fact that aliens may not speak English, or indeed any earthly language. One of them suggested the use of luminous dial watches to emit "hard radiation" which may well be detectable to them. He even was helpfull enough to construct a picture of the plough constellation using said watches, as an attempt to determine the origin of these aliens. Of course he noted that they may well communicate by smell, and proceeded to exchange the watches for... onions.
Hmmmm.
It seems that in 1966 the Tomorrow's World boffins had considered the fact that aliens may not speak English, or indeed any earthly language. One of them suggested the use of luminous dial watches to emit "hard radiation" which may well be detectable to them. He even was helpfull enough to construct a picture of the plough constellation using said watches, as an attempt to determine the origin of these aliens. Of course he noted that they may well communicate by smell, and proceeded to exchange the watches for... onions.
Hmmmm.
iPod nano
My iPod mini crashed and died the day after the iPod nano was launched. Coincidence? I think not...
Thankfully after wiping the whole thing and restoring the factory settings all is well. Hoorah.
I personally think they are making a mistake downsizing the capability of the iPod. But I suppose this gives them the opportunity to bring out a new iPod nano maxi super smashing great in the next few years.
Nice that you can get a white one that is small though...
Thankfully after wiping the whole thing and restoring the factory settings all is well. Hoorah.
I personally think they are making a mistake downsizing the capability of the iPod. But I suppose this gives them the opportunity to bring out a new iPod nano maxi super smashing great in the next few years.
Nice that you can get a white one that is small though...
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Supermalt
at last, a small picture of a supermalt can (not a stubbie, which would have been my container of choice). This is just a discarded can on the Old Kent Road. Adverts to follow hopefully.
There is no denying this is a sinister drink. Try it at your peril.
There is no denying this is a sinister drink. Try it at your peril.
Rajesh Mirchandani (part 2)
You notice since my expose of Rajesh, there has been less news from the midlands...
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Saturn and Its Crazy Moons
First Mimas the Death Star, and now we find Enceladus is just a crazy, with half of it pock-marked and clearly old as old and the other half spurting out hot water, all in a moon apparently too small to have a hot centre. The boffins will be thinking that one over again, then...
Isn't it pretty though!
Close up of the Saturnian ski-resort:
Rather nice zoom-in movie here (of course the little alien skiers aren't visible to the naked eye...)
Isn't it pretty though!
Close up of the Saturnian ski-resort:
Rather nice zoom-in movie here (of course the little alien skiers aren't visible to the naked eye...)
commuter commuter
blimey it has been a while.
and I have so far failed in my supermalt quest. sorry about that. If only I had a camera on my phone, I would have been able to bring you more news on the subject, but alas no.
The only reason I can give for my continued absence is the amount of time I spend travelling these days. The new job is all very well, but 4 hours is a bit much I must say. Even for the seasoned London commuter. But at least the mainline is actually air conditioned unlike the tube, God only knows how all those people survived today, with the supreme temperatures. 32 degrees they say. I do hope it is going to cool down a little for the weekend, I'm off to one of my bestest mate's weddings, and I only have rather unsuitable clothes. Wierdly enough, I have had a 4 weddings this year to attend, but there has been no overlap of friends, so I have been able to get away with the same outfit, but it is a bit hot, and every wedding has been on days of extreme heat.
Anyway the reason I am so verbose today is that I was sent home early. Can you imagine?!?! There was a power cut at the new company (haven't thought of a cunning name for it yet, but will do shortly) and they sent us home. Bit of a change from the old empire, eh! Other noticable differences include having to go through a right old rigmarole when I stuck a needle in my finger the other day. I probably did that a million times in the empire, but it is more frowned upon here! Mental note to take more care....
Things are going ok there, since you ask. Bit overwhelming, being expected to be all clever and knowledgable about chemistry, and unfortunately the old experiments haven't been going too well. I had to perform a quick switch when I first started too, as they put me in a job I didn't want to do, so I had to tell the boss which wasn't a great experience, but he was very nice about the whole thing and switched me over no questions asked.
and I have so far failed in my supermalt quest. sorry about that. If only I had a camera on my phone, I would have been able to bring you more news on the subject, but alas no.
The only reason I can give for my continued absence is the amount of time I spend travelling these days. The new job is all very well, but 4 hours is a bit much I must say. Even for the seasoned London commuter. But at least the mainline is actually air conditioned unlike the tube, God only knows how all those people survived today, with the supreme temperatures. 32 degrees they say. I do hope it is going to cool down a little for the weekend, I'm off to one of my bestest mate's weddings, and I only have rather unsuitable clothes. Wierdly enough, I have had a 4 weddings this year to attend, but there has been no overlap of friends, so I have been able to get away with the same outfit, but it is a bit hot, and every wedding has been on days of extreme heat.
Anyway the reason I am so verbose today is that I was sent home early. Can you imagine?!?! There was a power cut at the new company (haven't thought of a cunning name for it yet, but will do shortly) and they sent us home. Bit of a change from the old empire, eh! Other noticable differences include having to go through a right old rigmarole when I stuck a needle in my finger the other day. I probably did that a million times in the empire, but it is more frowned upon here! Mental note to take more care....
Things are going ok there, since you ask. Bit overwhelming, being expected to be all clever and knowledgable about chemistry, and unfortunately the old experiments haven't been going too well. I had to perform a quick switch when I first started too, as they put me in a job I didn't want to do, so I had to tell the boss which wasn't a great experience, but he was very nice about the whole thing and switched me over no questions asked.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Supermalt
Supermalt has been on my mind for some time now. This so called 'energy drink' is possibly the worst thing ever to have passed my lips. And I have chomped on some rank things in my time. I have no idea what it contains but the stench when you open the can or the stubbie is more than over-powering. Like a dead dog burping in your face. The taste is indescribable.
But it becomes more sinister. This is not a racialist rant, but the fact of the matter is that I have never seen a white person drinking it (except when I am my friends decided to try it, but that was only because it was free and we soon regretted it). A quick canvas of Asian friends has ruled them out too. In fact, the only people that seem to enjoy this drink are black. Is it something that we are missing?
Even stranger, there are NO PICTURES of this drink on the internet. Well not as far as google knows anyway. There is an advert in the Elephant that I will endeavour to photograph when I am next there (of course it contains only black people).
What is the supermalt conspiracy?
But it becomes more sinister. This is not a racialist rant, but the fact of the matter is that I have never seen a white person drinking it (except when I am my friends decided to try it, but that was only because it was free and we soon regretted it). A quick canvas of Asian friends has ruled them out too. In fact, the only people that seem to enjoy this drink are black. Is it something that we are missing?
Even stranger, there are NO PICTURES of this drink on the internet. Well not as far as google knows anyway. There is an advert in the Elephant that I will endeavour to photograph when I am next there (of course it contains only black people).
What is the supermalt conspiracy?
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Rajesh Mirchandani
I signed out of the empire today hoorah, but it did mean I had to give back the puter (boo hiss). So I am typing this on the old desktop trying to get used to it, and realising that I need to remember all my passwords that I just had Mozilla remember for itself before.
Anyway, that is not the point. The point is, Rajesh Mirchandani. Here he is:
Time was, we knew him only as a radio 1 presenter for his show called backstage or something, or for the Holiday program and that sort of semi-celebrity stuff. Now all of a sudden, he is everywhere. He has become the BBC's 'midlands' corresspondant. Now, is it just me, or has the midlands just become a news hotspot. I am starting to wonder if he is a criminal mastermind leading and gathering smaller-time rogues to prowl the streets of the midlands and get his face on TV.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the evidence:
1) unusual flurry of activity regarding bombings, raids, terror suspects, bomb scares, evacuations, etc. etc. etc. all taking place in the midlands
2) freak weather. a tornado hits Birmingham.....? Per-lease! I realise I am suggesting here that he has some sort of huge weather machine, and is using it with a callous disregard for property and life, but let us not forget his quest for fame.
3) and most worryingly. Rajesh is always on the scene in a tailored suit, smart shirt, freshly gelled hair, and always always looks pleased with himself.
I rest my case your honour.
Anyway, that is not the point. The point is, Rajesh Mirchandani. Here he is:
Time was, we knew him only as a radio 1 presenter for his show called backstage or something, or for the Holiday program and that sort of semi-celebrity stuff. Now all of a sudden, he is everywhere. He has become the BBC's 'midlands' corresspondant. Now, is it just me, or has the midlands just become a news hotspot. I am starting to wonder if he is a criminal mastermind leading and gathering smaller-time rogues to prowl the streets of the midlands and get his face on TV.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the evidence:
1) unusual flurry of activity regarding bombings, raids, terror suspects, bomb scares, evacuations, etc. etc. etc. all taking place in the midlands
2) freak weather. a tornado hits Birmingham.....? Per-lease! I realise I am suggesting here that he has some sort of huge weather machine, and is using it with a callous disregard for property and life, but let us not forget his quest for fame.
3) and most worryingly. Rajesh is always on the scene in a tailored suit, smart shirt, freshly gelled hair, and always always looks pleased with himself.
I rest my case your honour.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Description of the suspect
Brilliant, the description of the bombing suspect includes:
a blue jacket with wires hanging from it
not sure why I find that amusing, but I do.
a blue jacket with wires hanging from it
not sure why I find that amusing, but I do.
More bombs
More bombs in London. Tube and bus again, but no details. The TV doesn't seem to be getting very excited, so I assume it is not too bad...
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